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Beer League

R (2006)

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Johnny Trinno: Now coming to bat is Artie DeVanzo. Last season was a fine one for DeVanzo, we all know that. He batted 420 with 45 RBIs. He enters today's game with a Blood Alcohol Content of .16. If you kids scoring at home, that is an impressive *twice* the legal limit.

Artie DeVanzo: Your attention please, now pitching for Mangenelli: Number 1, Needle D!#%,
Artie DeVanzo: Number 1
Dennis Mangenelli: Yeah, all right!
Artie DeVanzo: Needle D!#%.

Alfonse: Check it out, my new italiano mit.
Maz: That's cool, Alfonse.
Johnny Trinno: How much of a guido could you possibly be?

Artie DeVanzo: Ohh! Alright, listen up. Anybody that doesn't do a pregame shot with me is a f!#%&*' p!#%&.
Dennis Mangenelli: Jerk off!
Artie DeVanzo: Hey, did this jerk off just call me a jerk off?

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