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Beer League

R (2006)

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Dennis Mangenelli: Hey, DaVanzo
Artie DeVanzo: If you're gonna ask if you can suck my left nut, the answer's maybe.

Dirt: Don't eyeball me tough guy! When I was in the joint, I f!#%&* guys bigger than you!
Artie DeVanzo: What the hell are we waiting for-hey did Dirt just say he use to f!#% guys?

Dirt: You're a fat f!#%&*! disgrace!

Linda Salvo: I'm so embarrassed right now.
Artie DeVanzo: You're embarrassed? I just got c!#%-blocked by my mom!

Linda Salvo: Be honest with me, Artie. The only reason you like me is because I f!#% you.
Artie DeVanzo: Not at all...I mean it's awesome.

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