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Beer League

R (2006)

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Gina: Okay, you know what? I'm not being a b!#%& here. You're missing Marie's recital tonight, and I said we could wait 'til after the softball season to go on our honeymoon. I even let you pick your scumbag friend Artie as best man!
Maz: Sweetheart, listen, huh? It's the first game of the season. I just don't wanna be late, alright? I'm with you on the cakes, I'll look at 'em later.
Gina: You know, I was gonna surprise you by making your little plastic man on the cake a Derek Jeter action figure. But now? No. I'm making you one of those Puerto Ricans from the f!#%&*! Mets!
Maz: Don't even joke like that, Gina!

Maz: Alright, Dirt. Just throw it in there, baby. Come on!
Artie DeVanzo: Whatta you say now Dirt, you character.

Johnny Trinno: It's unfair, it's like pitching to a healthy Lou Gehrig.

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