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Witless Protection

PG13 (2008)

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Larry: What in tarnation?
Omar: Get you f!#%&*! hands up!
Larry: I should have known you was a Nazi!
Omar: Nazi? You stupid inbred country hick retard! I'm Hezbollah!
Larry: Then I guess this'll have to be settled 'mano e mano'. Get your dukes up!

Sheriff Smoot: He's taken a hostage, calls her Buttercup, I don't know if it's his girlfriend or his horse.
Larry: With Elmer it's the same thing.

Larry: You need to speed it up. I'm trying to execute a flawless ejaculation.

Madeleine: What are you doing with a possum in your glove box?
Larry: You found Wally?

Connie: Where's your warrant to bust in here?
Agent Orange: I can answer that in two words, national security.
Connie: I can answer back with two more words. Bull
Connie: shit!

Larry: Dang, my hand hasn't been this sore since the first episode of Baywatch!

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