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Death at a Funeral

R (2007)

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Daniel: My father was an exceptional man...

Jane: Would you like a cup of tea, Sandra?
Sandra: Tea can do many things, Jane, but it can't bring back the dead.

Troy: If he jumps, I'm f!#%&*.

Daniel: Who is this?
Undertaker: Pardon me?
Daniel: This is not my father.

Uncle Alfie: I'm about to shit in my trousers.

Uncle Alfie: Everything's so f!#%&*! green.

Simon: Was there a dog in here just now?

Robert: What are you doing in my dad's coffin?!

Martha: Simon.
Simon: Simon.
Martha: Simon!
Simon: Simon.
Martha: Si!
Simon: ...Mon.

Justin: You can't fight what we had together.
Martha: Justin, it was one night. It was a massive mistake. I was drunk out of my mind. You could have been a donkey!

Simon: I knew it!

Daniel: Just, uh, straight through there and to the left, please.

Simon: Why are my hands so big?

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