Showtime Next: February 9, 2010

6:35AM
Witless Protection
A bumbling deputy (Larry the Cable Guy) mistakes a federal witness for a kidnapping victim and takes her into "protective custody," thereby incurring the wrath of the FBI and a slew of unsavory criminals. Jenny McCarthy costars in this wacky comedy with Peter Stormare, Eric Roberts, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto (as the same character he played in "Midnight Run") and Joe Mantegna.
8:15AM
Arizona Summer
Two brothers head to a Wild West summer camp, one as a counselor and one as a first-time camper, in this feel-good family adventure from director Joey Travolta, starring Gemini Barnett, Brooke Burgstahler, Hoku, Greg Evigan, Morgan Fairchild and Lee Majors.
10:00AM
The Virgin Suicides
Kirsten Dunst stars in this ethereal drama based on the best-selling novel about a family of repressed teenaged girls in the 1970s who take drastic action to escape their restrictive home life. Danny DeVito, Josh Hartnett, Kathleen Turner and James Woods costar in the directorial debut of Sofia Coppola.
11:40AM
The Darwin Awards
An insurance investigator probes a series of deaths-by-mishap that he is expected to authenticate, ranging from an executive who tried to prove his office window was unbreakable to a tourist couple that misunderstood the meaning of "cruise control." Joseph Fiennes and Winona Ryder star with Tim Blake Nelson and Wilmer Valderrama in this darkly funny comedy.
1:15PM
White Air
An extreme snowboard pro suffers a crisis of confidence and must find his footing once more in this action-packed sports drama starring Riley Smith, Dominique Swain, Tom Sizemore and Brent Le Macks.
2:40PM
Witless Protection
A bumbling deputy (Larry the Cable Guy) mistakes a federal witness for a kidnapping victim and takes her into "protective custody," thereby incurring the wrath of the FBI and a slew of unsavory criminals. Jenny McCarthy costars in this wacky comedy with Peter Stormare, Eric Roberts, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto (as the same character he played in "Midnight Run") and Joe Mantegna.
4:30PM
The Sasquatch Gang
The discovery of an alleged Bigfoot dropping is the impetus for bizarre, greed-fueled shenanigans and an ill-advised zoological specimen hunt in this goofball comedy starring Jeremy Sumpter, Justin Long and Addie Land.
6:00PM
The Way Of The Gun
From the screenwriter of "The Usual Suspects" comes this action-packed thriller starring Ryan Phillippe and Benicio del Toro as kidnappers angling for a big payday by snatching a pregnant woman (Juliette Lewis) who's carrying a wealthy couple's surrogate child. Unfortunately, a Mafia lawyer (James Caan) and his assassins (Taye Diggs and Nicky Katt) are taking the situation very personally, leading to a bloody desert confrontation where hidden truths are revealed.
8:00PM
Trinity - 105
In episode 105, Founders Day means a return visit to campus from alumni, one of whom is the world's wealthiest man, while another is unexpectedly unwelcome.
9:00PM
Snake Island
Visitors to a remote island populated by territorial snakes find that humans are no longer the top of the food chain in this intentionally cheesy, delightful B-movie thriller starring William Katt, Wayne Crawford, Kate Connor and Dawn Matthews.
10:40PM
Wilderness
Juvenile delinquents participating in a weekend of character-building wilderness survival on a remote island are instead stalked by a bloodthirsty serial killer in this dark slasher flick starring Stephen Don, Toby Kebbell, Sean Pertwee, Lenora Crichlow, Karly Greene and Alex Reid.
12:25AM
Beer League
A team of hard-drinking softball team losers more interested in carousing than hitting homers must dig deep and pull a pennant victory out of their beer steins if they're going to beat their obnoxious league rivals in this sports comedy starring Artie Lange and Ralph Macchio.
2:00AM
Edwin San Juan's Pacific Rim Comedy
World-famous Filipino comedian Edwin San Juan brings together a selection of the best Asian standups for this hilarious concert special that features San Franciscan Joey Guila, the Philippines' Bernadette Balagtas, Canadian native Ron Josol, Los Angeles-based Dan Gabriel and Paul Ogata, who hails from Hawaii.
3:00AM
The Air I Breathe
The lives of four people experiencing emotional crises intertwine in unexpected ways with the fate of a powerful crime boss in this intelligent, absorbing ensemble drama starring Andy Garcia, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Forest Whitaker, Kevin Bacon and Brendan Fraser.
4:35AM
Arizona Summer
Two brothers head to a Wild West summer camp, one as a counselor and one as a first-time camper, in this feel-good family adventure from director Joey Travolta, starring Gemini Barnett, Brooke Burgstahler, Hoku, Greg Evigan, Morgan Fairchild and Lee Majors.

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