Season 1

A 45-year-old self-identified fat, queer dyke's misfortune and despair unexpectedly lead her to a vibrantly transformative relationship.
180 Almonds
Episode 1: 180 Almonds

Original Air Date: Dec 8, 2019

Abby begins an existential life evaluation vowing mortal consequences after 180 days. Her therapist checks out mid-session and a first date turns into a confrontation with the woman responsible for ‘ruining her life’: SNL’s Julia Sweeney. Series premiere

176, 172, 171
Episode 2: 176, 172, 171

Original Air Date: Dec 15, 2019

Abby feels out of place when Chris takes her to a hip, sex-positive, ‘queer wonderland’ for their second date and has a free therapy session.

162
Episode 3: 162

Original Air Date: Dec 22, 2019

Abby and Chris plan to have sex for the first time at the end of a Bacchanalian day of three meals, four Lyft rides and an STD reveal.

161, 153, 137, 122, 106, 104, 102 (We're Still Counting Almonds.)
Episode 4: 161, 153, 137, 122, 106, 104, 102 (We're Still Counting Almonds.)

Original Air Date: Dec 29, 2019

Abby navigates public restrooms as a gender non-conforming queer dyke with OCD and pinballs against a cross section of humanity and perspectives at a Dolly Parton concert.

66, 65, 64, 62
Episode 5: 66, 65, 64, 62

Original Air Date: Jan 5, 2020

A medical emergency brings Abby and Campbell’s friendship into focus and Abby reveals her biggest secret to Chris.

15, 14 (pt. 1)
Episode 6: 15, 14 (pt. 1)

Original Air Date: Jan 12, 2020

Edward and Carol Lynn wed, Danger Zone has their moment and Abby violates Chris’ one request.

14 (pt. 2), 12, 11, 10
Episode 7: 14 (pt. 2), 12, 11, 10

Original Air Date: Jan 19, 2020

Having ignored the advice of her friends, Abby finally confesses the truth to Chris after a painting puts her in a trance.

3, 2, 1
Episode 8: 3, 2, 1

Original Air Date: Jan 26, 2020

The final almonds. When Abby motivates herself to get out of the apartment for Julia’s This American Life show, she’s met with two unwanted surprises. Season finale

2 Seasons, 18 Episodes

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  • Season 2

    The new season finds Abby in the wake of a breakup and begrudgingly accepting that she’s too busy to kill herself. In fact, she’s just starting to get her head above water when a global pandemic forces Abby into uncharted territory.

    Season 2
  • Season 1

    A 45-year-old self-identified fat, queer dyke's misfortune and despair unexpectedly lead her to a vibrantly transformative relationship.

    Season 1
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